Reasons Why Edward Cullen Should Die.

2008-12-30T18:37:00.000-08:00

If one more person even thinks of bringing up Twilight I’ll kill them, I swear I will.

Lets get one thing straight,
Edward is a fictional character.
He is not real, you will never meet him, he doesn’t love you, so shut up.
Falling in love with Edward is about the most cliché and unoriginal thing any teenage girl can do,
AND YET YOU CONTINUE TO PINE OVER HIM

Noone cares that he’s beautiful and perfect and gentlemanly,
I’ve heard it a million times from practically every teenage girl out there,
So don’t think you’re special ‘cos you curl up on your bed at night and dream about him saying your name instead of Bella‘s.

You’ve seemed to forget that he is over a hundred years old,
So him liking Bella is actually really creepy.
Whats the word?..Oh-right, pedophile.
Who cares if the man looks forever 17?
When him and Bella do the dirty it's called statutory rape.
You don’t love Edward, you love the idea of a beautiful guy who doesn’t want sex,
I seriously doubt any of you would still love him so much if he looked his age->

Also
there’s the fact that he’s overbearingly protective, has no
personality, and the only thing he can say to Bella is “No” and “I love
you”.
GOOD RELATIONSHIP(y)

He’s majorly melodramatic,
Seriously, so your sister tells you Bella (who she hates by the way) is dead,
Instead of sitting down and finding out if what she said is actually true, Edward decided topping himself would be the best solution.
No it’s not cute and romantic,
It’s pathetic.

I love how everyone completely disregarded how unfair Edward is to all other guys,
Girls
bitch about the stereotype to be thin,
Well how about being single because you're not gorgeously immortal.
Imagine trying to get a girlfriend with Edward Cullen around.

Then theres the fact that he has total control over her life
-He abandoned her because he was having some ‘moral dilemma’ and when he did he forbid another one of Bella's best friends, Alice, from seeing her.
-He dismantles her car because he doesn’t like her best friend, the same best friend who stuck by the girl he ‘loved’ when he dumped her,
-When he goes out of town he has Bella kidnapped and forbids her to see anyone else.
It goes on and on.
I don’t know about you, but at this point I’d be thinking about a restraining order.

He’s manipulative of everyone around him, he never considers compromise and has hissy
fits when he doesn’t get his way.

He always
thinks he knows what’s best, he keeps Bella away from Jacob because he’s
‘dangerous’ and yet she is allowed to hang out with Jasper who tried to
kill her.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s creepy that while he
was being an asshole to her at school he would break into her house and
watch her sleep?

He is constantly condescending her and demeaning
her opinions.
If a guy kept rolling his eyes at me because he thinks
he’s ‘oh-so-smart’ whenever I said something I would probably just backhand him.

Oh yeah, and lets not forget that in the movie, he was wearing lipstick.

So in conclusion,
Edward is a tool
and I personally am very glad
that he's not real.

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Reasons Why Edward Cullen Should Die.